facebook suicide 

When you voluntarily cancel your facebook account because you either: 1)dropped out of school, 2) realize you are too old, 3) are sick of the applications everyone sends you, or 4)you are sick of people facebook stalking you.

Man, I had to commit facebook suicide voluntarily leaving facebookaccount closing once I turned thirty, because I started to feel pathetic when I got an app for which High School Musical Character Are You.

facebook suicide by sjkyr4 March 16, 2009

Facebook suicide 

To systematically offend all of ones friends on Facebook causing them all to de-friend you.

Joe was sick of Facebook and all the stupid things his friends would Say on the site so he decided to commit Facebook suicide.

Facebook suicide by Martyjfunkhauser June 18, 2011

facebook suicide 

The act of deactiving and disconnecting from the virtual world (esp to reconnect with the real world).

I knew she committed facebook suicide when I saw the goodbye messages on her page.

facebook suicide by Sue B January 14, 2008

Facebook suicide note 

A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.

Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.

Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)

Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.

Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)

Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.

Facebook suicide note by TwoFourSixOOne September 22, 2011

facebook suicidal 

To have thoughts of or to threaten deleting your facebook account.

Asia- Facebook is taking too much of my time. I think I might delete my account.

Brittany- Do we need to call a therapist? Cause you're being facebook suicidal.

facebook suicidal by britto945 November 14, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020