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Facebook Bin Laden 

A person who hacks into other people's facebooks and changes their statuses to, ususally, something highly inappropriate or embarrassing. When the victims realize what has happened it's usually too late. They find a copious amount of responses from other users of the site to further the embarrassment. Most of the time the identity of the hijacker is never revealed so the victims suffering from the attacks are always on their guard but constantly being attacked. They have to hide their phones & computers, and change their passwords but somehow can never outrun the wrath of the ruthless.
Dalila: OMG! did you read my latest post? It says I have 'mudd butt and bubble guts!' I'm so embarrassed.

Cliff: Well, what do you expect? You left your phone unattended and it was hijacked by a Facebook Bin Laden! It's probably Holley again...

Dalila: I need a beer.

Facebooklarity 

Extreme Popularity on Facebook.

Someone who is extremely popular on Facebook.

Someone who gets many posts by people telling them how funny, liked and loved they are on their own wall.

Every post gets a lot of clicks on the "LIKE" button

Someone who gets many positive comments on all of their posts.
John Q Citizen has Facebooklarity because he is well liked & loved by all his friends.

He is missed when he's offline for even 1 day. His friends let him know it by posting many, many positive posts on his wall daily.

Typically John Q Citizen has over 1,000 friends. People thank him for his Facebook friendship. He is smart, funny, witty, kind and loved. The same goes for the female version, Jane Q Citizen.

If you have Facebooklarity you'll know it. If you don't know it, you don't have it.
Facebooklarity by SonnyD81963 October 8, 2011

Facebookadalean 

A Classification: Someone who uses Facebook every day.
I refer to myself as a "Facebookadalean."

Forward thinking companies would be wise to tap into the growing population of Facebookadaleans.
Facebookadalean by AofF13 June 18, 2011
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026