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Facebook Games 

Games you can play over Facebook such as Mafia wars, Farmville, and Cafe World. They are for people with no real skill at actual computer games and constantly feed annoying and pointless status updates to your news feed.
Farmville player's auto news update: "Idiot found a black sheep and it's very lonely and looking for a home!!!!!"

Sensible Facebook user: "Facebook games are fucking stupid." *blocks Farmville*
Facebook Games by starman666 December 15, 2009
Words you can keep

the facebook game

When your on facebook looking up random girl names in the people search bar and seeing if you can find a hot girl to look at.
Hey Ian I'm so bored, lets get on facebook and play the facebook game.
the facebook game by titsburg69 November 13, 2011

The Facebook Number Game 

A stupid ass trend/game/fad that has recently popped up on Facebook. To play this "game", you post on your wall that you want your friends to message you with a number. After the number is recieved, the original poster posts the number, as well as his/her thoughts about the person.

This would not bother me so much if it didn't flood the hell out of my wall. I check my FB for a grand total of 10-15 minutes each day, and this is all I see.
To quote one of the posts:

" The Facebook Number Game - send me a # (0-500) to my inbox and ill tell you whats good. I'll post the number along with the answer on my page,
so only you know who it's about"

What a load of shit. Its already bad enough I have to filter through all the game updates, pointless status posts, and all the general crap Facebook has added in the last year.
The Facebook Number Game by WackyJack December 10, 2010

Facebook Drinking Game 

This is a fun drinking game that will get you Chocolate Wasted..heres how to play
1. Post as your FB Status: if you "like" this status i will take a SHOT of Liquor or Drink 1 beer for every "like"

2. Everytime u get a "like" you take a shot or drink a beer, you will be WASTED in no time
John: if you "like" this status i will take a Shot of Liquor or Drink 1 beer for every "like"
12 "likes" = 12 shots or 12 beers or a combo of both

what is that game called?

John: Facebook Drinking Game

Facebook Stalking Game 

A game on facebook where one person selects 2 victims. He then starts stalking them. Examples would be: Commenting and liking on all statuses, Commenting on pictures, sending texts and messages having to due with their latest status. The game is ended when one person mentions them being "stalked" to the person directly.
Im going to play the Facebook Stalking Game right now

Numbers game on facebook

It's an opportunity to increase peoples already large ego's which = definition of a cunt!
Numbers game on facebook, example.... 23565 - I'm a player and I want to fuck you.

Facebook Q: and A: Game 

New but popular game played through inbox messages and status updates. Must declare you are playing the Facebook Q: and A: Game by updating status directing friends to ask you questions via inbox. As the questions come in, you answer them as a facebook status update, leaving their identity anonymous. Entertainingly harsh.
Status update: "Alright folks, I'm ready to play the Facebook Q: and A: Game!"

Question from sender: "Rate me from 1-10? Your an 11!"

Facebook status: Q: Rate me from 1-10? A: Thanks, but your a six

Question from sender: "I'm always commenting on your wall, pictures and posts... why don't you return the favor?"

Facebook status: Q: "I'm always commenting on your wall, pictures and posts... why don't you return the favor? A: Myspace.com
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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