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Facebook Fucko 

1. A guy who prick teases women on Facebook who would never get with you anyway. Turns the tables, so to speak.

2. A guy who gets bullied by cops on Facebook, then tells them to come and get him unarmed and alone if they have the balls.

3. A guy who knows the real story behind Facebook and uses it against the perpetrators.
That Facebook Fucko sure put the moves on that crazy bitch.
Yeah then the cops got involved.
He told them anytime, anywhere.
They put a curse on him, you know?
He'll survive. He's a really cool guy.
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facebook fuck 

When you go to people's facebook sites, click on the view more photos option, and jack it to the photos you see there.
Man, that girl may have rejected me at the party last night, but I facebook fucked her when I got home!!
facebook fuck by Slamjanders May 27, 2006

Facebook Fuck 

When a person changes the state of a person's Facebook profile when left logged in. Usually consists of changing he victim's sexual orientation, picture, and interests to include various unspeakable acts. See Also: Facebook Fucker
"Man, He left his profile logged in. He's due for a good ol' Facebook Fuck. Let's check Google Images for pictures of gay guys to post on there."
Facebook Fuck by PeteJolly October 31, 2006

facebook fuck 

the act of befriending some one who you wish to engage in sexual intercourse, fellatio, and/or cunningulus, and express your intentions to them through repetitive poking.
Dude i got so wasted and totally facebook fucked this ugly bitch.
facebook fuck by Mozezamos March 9, 2008

Facebook Fuck 

The act of "liking" a large quantity of posts on a person's Facebook wall, simply so they will receive a massive number of notifications.
Girl-"Did you just Facebook fuck Brittany? I got a bunch of notifications that you liked some posts I made on her wall"

Boy-"Hell yeah I did! She's gonna have the max 99 notifications!"
Facebook Fuck by Caitbg January 17, 2010

fuck facebook 

Fuck facebook means fuck facebook fuck trying to communicate threw a computer screen lets see eachother in the real world facebook is ruining communication skills and relationships there is no mystery with facebook there is no privacy fuck 2faced lifestyles and love i am proud to not have a facebook fuck facebook. I beloeve that if youre meant to meet and be friends with someone fate will bring you together

"Oh my gosher kevin costner , he liked my facebook status..." "fuck facebook" reading books is where itS at as well as communicating face to face getting to know people for who they are in the flesh and also sincere happy birthdays and convo it is making people believe facebook is who they are facebook is fucked up fuck facebook save your mind snap back to reality baby its beautiful
Do you have a facebook you should add me..

Fuck facebook quote unquote id love to grab a bite and hear more of your actual laugh forsure tho
fuck facebook by freespiritfreemind September 15, 2013

f for facebook means fuck 

I've thought about it, you've though about it, could mean fuck.
f for facebook means fuck guys
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