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Facebook Father 

A divorced Father who wants no direct involvement with his child and whines about having to provide financial support, yet plasters his Facebook page with pictures of his son to give the impression of being a loving Father.
Dick is such a Facebook Father, he spends all his child support on gambling and alcohol and never speaks to his son, yet he gets a tattoo of the boy and posts pics on FB.
Facebook Father by Crazy86 September 1, 2012
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Facebook Father 

Man whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his child consists of Facebook postings extolling his virtues as a father. A Facebook Father wants all the rights of fatherhood with none of the responsibilities and uses Facebook to fool the causal observer into believing that he is Father of the Year.
See also: Deadtweet Dad
That Facebook Father just posted a beautiful picture of his daughter, but hasn't paid child support, medical expenses or any tuition for over a year.

Facebook Featherbrained

When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.
Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained
Facebook Featherbrained by DayumDude February 18, 2011
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026