Facebook Douche

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An individual male or female who friend requests you and never posts anything on your wall after you add them. Also, a person who never even communicates with you on Facebook at all.

You add a person or persons as a friend to your Facebook friends list and afterwards never comments or communicates with you after being added. Once you identified such an individual or individuals that person or persons is now refered to as a Facebook Douche.

Facebook Douche by whitey the cable guy June 21, 2009

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Facebook douche

Someone who accepts your friend request, only to unfriend you a week or two later.

Jim: Hey, are you friends with Joe on facebook?

Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!

Facebook douche by roflcopter12 January 2, 2010

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Facebook Douche

Noun: A giant douche-bag that enjoys posting feed after feed about his awesome life you wish you had. May possibly be, but not limited to, an over-muscular guy that has girls hanging off his eight pack who goes to every awesome party you weren't invited to, or an event you wish happened to you.

Daniel: Man, did you see Tim's post about hooking up with the hottest chick at that frat party?

John: Yeah! He also posted about that massive inheritence of 10 million from his dead aunt.

Daniel: He's such a Facebook Douche.

Facebook Douche by Rebel54x October 11, 2011

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Facebook Douchebaggery

The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.

Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"

Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."

Facebook Douchebaggery by PMTran June 10, 2011

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Facebook Douchebag

Someone who posts show results in their facebook status, ruining shows for people who recorded them using a DVR.

I can't believe Jamie got kicked off!! I'm such a facebook douchebag for posting that!

Facebook Douchebag by facebook douche bag February 6, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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