Facebook Bipolar

Facebook users who seem like cool peeps in person, but get hostile and obsessive while on Facebook. The "facebook mood swings" between mania and depression can be very abrupt.

Facebook Posts:

Rachael Ray: I am perfect. Everyone should be like me!

Lindsay Lohan: I'm pretty cool too!

Rachael Ray: NO! You aren't me. Everything I say is right. If you disagree with me you are wrong.

Rachael Ray:I will now post a recipe for the perfect life, mine. ;) Hope this pisses you off!

Lindsay Lohan: I think you are Facebook bipolar!

Rachael Ray: What? I had a *winking smiley face* you can't get mad if I put a smiley face!

Facebook Bipolar by ghettomomsrus August 10, 2010

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Facebook Bipolar

When you react to several Facebook posts in a row using different emojis.

Dude, are you alright? I saw you reacted to a bunch of posts on Facebook last night. You liked one, loved another, then you angry faced like 10 in a row...

Yeah man, I was just drunk.

Careful, cuz people are gonna think you are Facebook Bipolar.

Facebook Bipolar by Scott B. Foresman February 10, 2018

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Bipolar Facebook Status maker

Someone who's facebook statuses mood changes every 5 minutes.

Typical Bipolar Facebook status maker...

12:00 - Im having a great day!

12:05- I hate life....

Bipolar Facebook Status maker by volleyballersunite November 5, 2011

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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