Facebloomed 

Named after David C. Bloom, a person in social media groups who, when asked a serious question, has a tendency to respond with insults, snide comments, and other non-answers. May also incorrectly call you a troll.

You totally just got Facebloomed by that guy!

Facebloomed by nomdeplumepseudonym June 6, 2021

Facebooked 

The act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.

I facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.

Facebooked by Deadpan January 14, 2009

Faceboomer 

Member of the post WWII Babyboomer generation who has "discovered" facebook and enthusiastically posts and friends.

Since Debbie has become a faceboomer, her friends and family have been inundated with her friend requests, comments and status updates on facebook, leading her daughter to unfriend her.

Faceboomer by Westport Alice September 7, 2010

I facebooked your mom 

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut

Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!

I facebooked your mom by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

shit-facebooked 

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

shit-facebooked by jeatags May 9, 2009

two-facebooked 

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.

"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."

two-facebooked by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009

faceblocked 

Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.

Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?

Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.

Guy 1:Cruel man

faceblocked by Tianyunwang October 2, 2007