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Facebloomed

Named after David C. Bloom, a person in social media groups who, when asked a serious question, has a tendency to respond with insults, snide comments, and other non-answers. May also incorrectly call you a troll.
You totally just got Facebloomed by that guy!
by nomdeplumepseudonym June 6, 2021
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Facebooked

The act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.
I facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.
by Deadpan January 14, 2009
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Faceboomer

Member of the post WWII Babyboomer generation who has "discovered" facebook and enthusiastically posts and friends.
Since Debbie has become a faceboomer, her friends and family have been inundated with her friend requests, comments and status updates on facebook, leading her daughter to unfriend her.
by Westport Alice September 7, 2010
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I facebooked your mom

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut
Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!
by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008
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shit-facebooked

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."
by jeatags May 9, 2009
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two-facebooked

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009
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faceblocked

Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.
Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?

Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.

Guy 1:Cruel man
by Tianyunwang October 2, 2007
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