FURTS

A person who reeks of smelly furts, and is a confirmed King of swing

Hey joey , you smell like furts

FURTS by Reekysmells5 February 23, 2019

furts

Fucking Hurts
More painful than just "regular hurt"
(Not to be confused with 'fert' redneck slang for 'fart')

Adjective- Ow! Don't shoot me with that, it furts!

Verb-Imma furt you real good if I found out you the one that scratched up my Escalade!

Noun-You gonna be in a worlda' furt if you cheat on me again!

furts by "P" July 29, 2008

arctic farts 

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.

As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?

arctic farts by Chas501 April 26, 2016

fartscratcher 

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.

"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"

fartscratcher by Absolom24 December 31, 2013

Squeaker farts 

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !

Squeaker farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Flavor farts

Flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors.

Chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.

Flavor farts by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

gator farts 

This describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts.

Bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his ass!

gator farts by I, Wreckerrr January 6, 2017