by Wolfcorpse July 13, 2009
by Asdf November 29, 2003
Irregular Fuck Beat, or IFB, is a very off rhythm or IRREGULAR beat of one person giving it to their partner in the bedroom or where ever he and she may find it appropriate to bang.
*knockknockknock knock knock knockknockknockknock*
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.
by nbfootball3624 August 14, 2011
by Poopjew September 15, 2020
An example to use fuck a beat in a sentence pertaining to a certain situation would be something like a friend suggesting a wild idea
“Wanna go to the cemetery and summon demons?” And your response would then be the phrase “fuck a beat” which ultimately means shittt I meannn why not? Fuck a beat!!
by The OG Pimp July 15, 2025