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Face timing someone, but putting in mute while using text instead. Perfect for when you can’t be load, but still want to see the facial reactions to your text.

An urban legend says that this method of communication is used by global secret spies in order to communicate while maintaining eye contact.
“Hey, let’s FTTXT (f-tee-tee-x-tee) later, I just don’t feel like talking. You know?”
“I really enjoyed FTTXTing (f-tee-tee-x-teeing) with you yesterday, let’s do it again, ok?
“Please this time don’t forget to MUTE while FTTXTing (f-tee-tee-x-teeing), noob!”
FTTXT by Simpl5Unicorn March 10, 2021
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FTTTEOTD 

FTTTEOTD stands for Follow Them To The Edge of The Desert, a band name that was thought up by Todd Lowe's character Zach Van Gerbig in Gilmore Girls.
ZACH

"Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is memorable and classy.

BRIAN FULLER

I run out of breath every time I say it.

ZACH

You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.

DAVE RYGALSKI

Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illnesses.

BRIAN FULLER

Even without an inhaler, "Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is too long.

ZACH

Yeah, but when we get famous, our fans will shorten it to FTTTEOTD
FTTTEOTD by hordak0110 April 26, 2013
Related Words
ftttttt is a sound my friend made. i have no clue what it is
friend 1 : ftttttt friend 2 : what?
fttttt by mr beebo September 27, 2020

fttttt!!! 

A sound usually made when someone says something about you that you don't want to acknowledge but you know that they are right. This is usually followed by saying, "Lies..."
Other person: "Lol I heard you tried marijuana for the first time."

You: "fttttt!!!"

Other person: "Hahahaha so it's true?"

You: "Lies..."
fttttt!!! by Turtleboiiunome March 20, 2010

Ftextiquette 

Person who takes way to long to reply...
Kate: So what did he say?
Jan: He's ftextiquette...
Kate: Oh to bad....
Ftextiquette by gowithaflow October 6, 2016
from time to time
The engine shuts off fttt.
fttt by e2e4 May 30, 2016
Hes a wanker mate, you can do so much better- ' FTTFTO '
FTTFTO by kfcmunchgirl October 21, 2010
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