an Orwellian TV "news" network owned by sensationophile Rupert Murdock. They spew biased "conservative" reports, politically biased claptrap and cutesy-wutesy reports as well as "instant live reports" on so-called celebrities as a way of providing a narcotic for the masses.
I was having breakfast in a hotel lounge in Owensboro, Kentucky last year and the big-screen TV was tuned to FOX News. There was a "Special Report" - Paris Hilton had just been released from the slammer. Whoopie-fucking-doo. People in the lounge were muttering like a bunch of gibbon monkeys: "Paris Hilton, yeah. Nadder nadder nadder..." The hosers that pretended to be news reporters - a middle-age bimbo with a real bad bleach blonde hair job, crossing her legs and wearing makeup smeared on her face, along with two male shallow pinheads with their conformist hairdos and dark blue suits just would not STFU. I wish I had a revolver with me - I would've shot the fucking TV, shattering the screen into shards, you know - like Elvis is known for doing sometimes. TV news today is just unbelievably dumb and full of shit, but the (F)ucking (O)bnoxious (X)enophobe network is probably the worst. Everybody, rise up, gather round, watch some FOX News and become a mindless droid. Never mind thinking for yourself, we'll give you your beliefs for you! Here's the shit. Come and get it!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2008
A pesudo-crazy X-TREME Right-Wing News Channel that thinks that Liberals with Communist/COBRA backing are Destroying America. Their stronghold (Fort Sarah Palin) is located in the Northern Hinterlands of Alaska, right next to the world's only Yeti preservation. They also have a secret Volcano Base (Fort Dubya) located by Dr. Evil's (A staunch Liberal, and CEO of Starbucks) Super-Secret Volcano Cidatel, who often launches attacks on them because they load his TV/Supercomputers with lots of Right-Wing/Dwarf Porn Spam.
by Volimer February 13, 2010
by dustydoor94 July 09, 2019
The sub rosa propaganda wing of the Republican party and the Bush administration. Made up of no good, low life, lying, rotton, four flushing, sons of bitches who specialized in talking out of both sides of their mouth at the same time.
by jesster79 January 24, 2005
A 'media' just as fake as the CNN. Fox News claims to be "fair and balanced", but they are probably further right than Donald Trump is himself. Like the CNN, they have a propensity to spout pseudoscience, racist articles and conspiracy theories. In short, FOX News is the same as the CNN in terms of factual reporting, but with a right wing bias, whereas CNN leans more towards the left.
"Black lives matter says it stands with Hamas terrorists in Israeli conflict" The last time I checked, BLM is a group to raise awareness of the inequalities black people are facing systemically. Right wing whataboutery at it's finest. Of course this article has been proven to be false.
"NASA fudged the numbers to make 1998 the hottest yer to overstate the extent of global warming" - More Anti climate change pseudoscience to downplay the seriousness of climate change to encourage the feeble minded anti-science conspiracy theorists that the scientists are lying to us about the severity of climate change. Again, this article has been disproven by fact checkers.
"Biden's climate requirements" will "cut 90% of red meat from diet" to a "max 4 lbs per year" and "one burger per month.- Right this rumour started because of the British Tabloid called "Daily Mail" who posts far right, racist bullshit. Daily Mail bring Daily Mail subtly linked it to a 2020 study on meat consumption, though the study is completely unrelated to politics or global issues going on in the world. Joe Biden mentioned nothing about reducing red meat consumption at the White House as to alleviate climate change.
FOX News- fAiR aNd BaLaNcEd
"NASA fudged the numbers to make 1998 the hottest yer to overstate the extent of global warming" - More Anti climate change pseudoscience to downplay the seriousness of climate change to encourage the feeble minded anti-science conspiracy theorists that the scientists are lying to us about the severity of climate change. Again, this article has been disproven by fact checkers.
"Biden's climate requirements" will "cut 90% of red meat from diet" to a "max 4 lbs per year" and "one burger per month.- Right this rumour started because of the British Tabloid called "Daily Mail" who posts far right, racist bullshit. Daily Mail bring Daily Mail subtly linked it to a 2020 study on meat consumption, though the study is completely unrelated to politics or global issues going on in the world. Joe Biden mentioned nothing about reducing red meat consumption at the White House as to alleviate climate change.
FOX News- fAiR aNd BaLaNcEd
by UltimateDoge July 21, 2021
See "Speculation."
Dude, did you see that FOX News report? They actually reported that you can get herpes from Beer Pong!
by Vardinator March 15, 2009
by Dumpy2.0 June 13, 2020