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FOR GONDOR 

FOR GONDOR!

FOR GONDOR is usually a phrase men hear when a woman notices the condom has broken during intercourse, thus impregnating the helpless female.

But fear not, she now holds a mighty warrior in her womb raring for battle!

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*Upon withdrawal of the penis from the vagina, woman notices condom has broken*

Woman: Oh no THE CONDOOOOOM!!

In Man's Head: FOR GONDOOOOOR!!

FOR GONDOR!
FOR GONDOR by FORGONDOR October 24, 2011
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Gonorrhea for Breakfast 

To inadvertently have oral sex with someone who has an STD.
Poor Paul, he ate Gonorrhea for Breakfast.
Gonorrhea for Breakfast by Aram A. February 24, 2008