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fondle my testicles - similar to SMD but easier and less likely to cause STDs
girl: listen to my feelings!
boy: FMT
girl: y?
boy: its easier and less likely to cause STDs than SMD
girl: k
by weejooooooo March 28, 2010
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Short and snappy version of the phrase "Fuck My Tits" used to express extreme emotions, usually those pertaining to exasperation, stress or near-orgasmic pleasure.
#1. My exam today was awful. FMT.

#2. OMG, bacon pepperoni pizza. FMT.
by emo(y) October 14, 2009
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I was playing TDM in CoD, got 33 kills, only 4 deaths, and lost anyway. The next best guy on my team got 5 kills and 17 deaths. FMT.
by Dave0401 August 03, 2010
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Short for Fremont which is a city located in the Bay Area, Ca in the 510 area code.
"Where you from bruh?" "DUMBASS FMT 510!"
by EFMOBB October 13, 2008
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