FMSWAC

Acronym meaning "Fuck Me Sideways With A Crowbar".

Used to convey extreme displeasure with a turn of events, or when something doesn't go according to plan. Not usually used as a command.

Pronounced "Ef-Em-Swack".

"Dude, your girl just dumped you over a Facebook status."

"FMSWAC..."

FMSWAC by fmswac December 29, 2009

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FMGWAC

An acronym standing for Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw. Used when cursing one's situation, or after making a dire mistake. Sometimes used as an alternative to fuck me or FML.

Jesus, my house burned down and i still have to file those reports by tonight, FMGWAC.

Shit! I told my boss to go fuck herself, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

or I just marched for 8 hours, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

FMGWAC by Ausgezeichnet August 25, 2009

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FMSWAC • FMSWACBP • FMGWAC • FMWACS

FMWACS

Common acronym for the phrase "Fuck me with a chainsaw".

Person 1: I'm so busy between work and school I don't think Ill be able to make it to hang out tonight.

Person 2: Damn! Alright then. Sucks that you have that much work.

Person 1: I know... FMWACS right?

FMWACS by Csw444 October 22, 2014

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FMSWACBP

Acronym. Fuck Me Sideways With A Concrete Barge Pole.
Commonly used to express that what you are about to say is important, relevant, or otherwise unbelievable.

a) FMSWACBP I wish China would stop fucking around!
b) You can't be serious, FMSWACBP!
c) Your mum is hot, FMSWACBP

FMSWACBP by Fung Dunnel August 8, 2022

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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