FMSWAC 

Acronym meaning "Fuck Me Sideways With A Crowbar".

Used to convey extreme displeasure with a turn of events, or when something doesn't go according to plan. Not usually used as a command.

Pronounced "Ef-Em-Swack".

"Dude, your girl just dumped you over a Facebook status."

"FMSWAC..."

FMSWAC by fmswac December 29, 2009

FMGWAC 

An acronym standing for Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw. Used when cursing one's situation, or after making a dire mistake. Sometimes used as an alternative to fuck me or FML.

Jesus, my house burned down and i still have to file those reports by tonight, FMGWAC.

Shit! I told my boss to go fuck herself, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

or I just marched for 8 hours, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

FMGWAC by Ausgezeichnet August 25, 2009

FMWACS

Common acronym for the phrase "Fuck me with a chainsaw".

Person 1: I'm so busy between work and school I don't think Ill be able to make it to hang out tonight.

Person 2: Damn! Alright then. Sucks that you have that much work.

Person 1: I know... FMWACS right?

FMWACS by Csw444 October 22, 2014

FMSWACBP 

Acronym. Fuck Me Sideways With A Concrete Barge Pole.
Commonly used to express that what you are about to say is important, relevant, or otherwise unbelievable.

a) FMSWACBP I wish China would stop fucking around!
b) You can't be serious, FMSWACBP!
c) Your mum is hot, FMSWACBP

FMSWACBP by Fung Dunnel August 8, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020