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flowered 

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.
“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.
flowered by CJ1970 March 14, 2019
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flowered 

To get sent to the other end of a ship for no necessary reason.
Chris Flowered my ass over to the Jamie's Italian but the newbuild guys hadn't put a podium in yet for the phone. I had to flower to the conference room and explain why no phones for Jamie.
flowered by GeicoSaves10 July 15, 2019

Flowered 

When someone makes an instant regrettable mistake
“No sir...you flowered”
Flowered by Chedz240 February 8, 2021

flowered my ass 

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.
This person flowered my ass so hard last night.
flowered my ass by Poakley December 11, 2019

flowerectamy 

the removal of a flower from your urethra
i have to have a flowerectamy
flowerectamy by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

flowerdew 

Flowerdew is the name for a Royal bloodline of French origins. It is said they will bring unity, equality, and prosperity to the earth before the millennium begins.
Flowerdew’s will show us the way
flowerdew by B&P LLC November 9, 2020
Someone who drinks excessively in inappropriate places, such as at work.
Did you smell her breath? No amount of extra strong mints can disguise that! She's such a flowerday!
Flowerday by Greg_the_zebra March 10, 2009
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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