flarbed

Man, i just smoked an ounce, drank a fifth, and ate an eigth of shrooms, i am FLARBED!

by J.C. February 7, 2003

flarb

Also spelled "phlarb"

An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that weird guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb

by just_me21 June 1, 2009

Flarb is verb used to describe going to a petstore, buying each and every dog in there, and starting a new life with all the dogs.

"Bro, we're wanted by the government we gotta flarb."

by Joseph Stalin9622 April 30, 2021

When a female places her breast in between your butt cheeks and you then flatulate.

Guy #1: My girl and I have done the rusty trombone, greek sandwich, hot carl, and the hot plate. What's next?

Guy #2: Have you tried flarbing?

by big pito October 22, 2011

fold of skin on a skinny persons tummy when the scrunch up and say they have jelly rolls and think theyre fat.

by katkatkatdriem July 11, 2008

Baby barf; any substance or object which a baby regurgitates.

Gross! Leanne's baby just got flarb all over my shirt.

by atarke December 12, 2008

A person that passes gas in while sitting in the bathtub, and then bites the bubbles.

by MikeScag November 6, 2007