FLACS

Commonly used to describe señoras favorite spanish exam

Used to unite a group of 11 fwends on their trip to Poh-lahnt after the policja forced them to go to "bed, bed, bed"

In order to be part of the OG FLACS squad one must utilize the word sheevan (more commonly dubbed as "sheevs") to show one's surprise, disbelief, annoyance, disgust, or really anything that is worthy of a FLACS conversation

Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo I really want to bring out my inner big booty bitch tonight" Person 2: "Sorry coony I gotta study for el EXAMEN DE FLACSSSSSSSS"

Example 2:
**In King's Bar** Crowd of teens: "Patron on the rocks and we ready for some" Tina & Trisha: "FLACSSSSS"

Example 3:
Person 1: "Sheevan why does Flacs always hang out together" Person 2: "Because they actually like eachother and aren't a bunch of lighthouses" Shalvata Promoter: "Go 2 lighthouse where they accept fakes" Person 2: "Why are you discriminating against South Carolinians?" Person 1: "Let's go to a better club where they play decent music O lelelele O lalalala"

by EarthquakeFreakyFriday September 16, 2018

Flaccid eater

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Flaccidgasted

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted

Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?

by quayleman2 December 31, 2012

Flacial

It's a Portmanteau word formed from the combination of Glacial (frozen) and Flary (bright), which refer to anything that looks or feels like bright ice-like crystals.

Person 1: that watch looks bright like crystal dude!
Person2: It's called a Flacial watch.

by StoleTheSauce June 20, 2021

Flacid February

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018

flacid pancake

Anyway ther way to say “limp bizkit”

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

Flac Attack

Mountain Dew throwback mixed with pomegranate vodka. An amazing drink named after Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco.

Tom: Hey, what should we drink tonight?
Hayley: Ravens won...let's have a Flac Attack to celebrate!

by flacattack October 27, 2011