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hey you are FJF
FJF by crispy fried puppy December 14, 2003
I want to go to the FJF.
FJF by Paul Geringer December 14, 2003

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the result of human boredom. this happens when you are so bored you decide to hit the F and J keys over and over again.
Person 1: I'm bored.
Person 2: What you wanna do then?
Person 1: fjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfj

fjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfj 

fjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfj is either bored typing of the index fingers; or just what roblox trollers say in the chat
"fjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfj"
"what the hell you doin'?"
"fjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfj"
"stop spamming, buddy."
"fjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfj"

Fjfnfjfkfnf 

Hey look what I typed! “Fjfnfjfkfnf”
Fjfnfjfkfnf by Alixiaaaaaaaaa June 3, 2020

fjfjfjfjfj 

A set of letters that really really bored people want to type up because they see the funny bump on the keys and want to press them many times. This is to see if someone wrote a funny definition for said bumpy keys.
"Oh man, I didn't notice these keys had bumps on em"
*fjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfj*
fjfjfjfjfj by Zeeno man November 16, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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