Definitions by madmaxxx
swimming
One of the very best ways to work your whole body, whether for your heart, to lose weight, correct your back and posture, increase libido, or to develop lean muscle and lung volume.
The swimmer's physique is considered by many to be the most attractive body type. Injuries are extremely low compared to other forms of exercise and you can most definately tell you're getting a workout instead of getting shin splints or something.
The swimmer's physique is considered by many to be the most attractive body type. Injuries are extremely low compared to other forms of exercise and you can most definately tell you're getting a workout instead of getting shin splints or something.
Runner: I feel so violated, what about you?
Swimmer: I feel like the fuckin' Fly after he teleported himself.
Runner: I feel so violated.
Swimmer: I feel like the fuckin' Fly after he teleported himself.
Runner: I feel so violated.
commie
Someone who wants everyone to do the same thing. Opposed to a nazi, which is someone who tries to dictate or enforce grammatical rules or a backseat driver, kitchen nazi, wardrobe nazi, etc.
geek out
schoolyard rules
Bob: The ice chest is almost empty.
Dave: Go get some more then.
Bob: I did the beer run last time. Schoolyard rules.
Dave: Dammit.
Dave: Go get some more then.
Bob: I did the beer run last time. Schoolyard rules.
Dave: Dammit.
schoolyard rules by madmaxxx March 14, 2005
VHS
Video Home System. A format that plays video on analog tape instead of the ones and zeros on DVDs, giving the picture a more saturated "film" look whereas on DVD the picture looks washed out with paler fleshtones and exaggerated highlights, but that's ok because it comes with hours of extras instead of the movie itself like a director setting up a shot and kissing Hollywood ass.
fixed
On a forum, it is changing what another poster said in their own quote brackets and then writing 'fixed' below it. It started out as simply correcting another poster's errors, but now it's all about tweaking their quote to mock them.
Chris: "I like watching the Tour de France."
Chris wrote: "I like perving at the cyclers in their spandex pants."
Bob: Fixed.
Chris wrote: "I like perving at the cyclers in their spandex pants."
Bob: Fixed.