madmaxxx's definitions

fixed

On a forum, it is changing what another poster said in their own quote brackets and then writing 'fixed' below it. It started out as simply correcting another poster's errors, but now it's all about tweaking their quote to mock them.

Chris: "I like watching the Tour de France."
Chris wrote: "I like perving at the cyclers in their spandex pants."
Bob: Fixed.

by madmaxxx March 12, 2005

geek out

Looking up news, specifics, or trivia about an idol or their work.

I wanted to check on an item I'd bid on but my roommate was geeking out on imdb.

by madmaxxx March 15, 2005

schoolyard rules

I scratched your back so you have to scratch mine.

Bob: The ice chest is almost empty.
Dave: Go get some more then.
Bob: I did the beer run last time. Schoolyard rules.
Dave: Dammit.

by madmaxxx March 14, 2005

VHS

Video Home System. A format that plays video on analog tape instead of the ones and zeros on DVDs, giving the picture a more saturated "film" look whereas on DVD the picture looks washed out with paler fleshtones and exaggerated highlights, but that's ok because it comes with hours of extras instead of the movie itself like a director setting up a shot and kissing Hollywood ass.

There will always be a place for VHS in porn.

by madmaxxx March 12, 2005

commie

Someone who wants everyone to do the same thing. Opposed to a nazi, which is someone who tries to dictate or enforce grammatical rules or a backseat driver, kitchen nazi, wardrobe nazi, etc.

Stalin: Now let's all go on the teacup ride.
Rommel: You're such a commie!

by madmaxxx March 18, 2005

nudes

Nude pics a chick posts of herself in a forum. Often times if a hottie posts a regular pic, the other posters will keep asking for "nudes?" or "n00dz plz."

The pics thread was at the top with 300 users online. Some chick must have posted nudes.

by madmaxxx March 4, 2005

slag

Put down. This is the correct slang definition of 'slag'. It's not to be confused with 'scag', which is another name for heroin or a slut trash bitch.

Rather than beating the shit out of his friend for slagging his girlfriend and calling her a scag, he bought some scag and shot up.

by madmaxxx February 15, 2005