An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.

1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."

Balloon Ferret by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013

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Don't Forget To Refuel Your DeLorean

A phrase used in response to someone starting a new thread/conversation/tweet/etc... about a topic/website/video/etc... that was discussed ad nauseum by the rest of the civilized world a number of months/years ago.

The phrase is derived from the Back to the Future trilogy of movies which involved a DeLorean that could travel through time. The plot of the first movie in the trilogy revolves around the main character becoming trapped in the past when he can't refuel the DeLorean.

Moron: The Cake Is A Lie!

Reply: Welcome to two years ago... Don't forget to refuel your DeLorean.

Don't Forget To Refuel Your DeLorean by Etragorn December 23, 2009

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You cannot say POP and forget the SMOKE

"You cannot say POP and forget the smoke" is a line that POP SMOKE (legend and listen to DIOR if you haven't heard of him) it was said in GOTTI by POP SMOKE and Travis scott.
RIP POP SMOKE, Gone too soon... 20th of Febuary 1999 - 19th of Febuary 2020

some guy : POP!
some guy 2 : You cannot say POP and forget the SMOKE.

You cannot say POP and forget the SMOKE by idkwhattoputheretbh February 20, 2020

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forgeticus

a spell used to make the person at which it is directed forget the thing they experienced, often used after fucked up sex

Harry: I learned that little move from Ron
Hermione: What!?
Harry: Forgeticus!

forgeticus by deadheadrik August 17, 2009

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