FEC

Flesh Eating Capitalist. Sarcastic term to describe someone who is an adamant proponent of capitalism where the ends justify any means. Noted FEC's are Marc Rousset
Marc is a FEC, he wants Wal-Mart to run every department store.
by Marc Rousset May 17, 2005
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" That guy with the smart glasses is a FEC"
by Micky Jayster February 06, 2010
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Fat Emo Chick. they continually roam the dark ally streets at night like your worst shadowy nightmare.
Emily: "hey looks like you got a secret admirer"
Tim: *shudders* "ugh not another FEC!"
by Shmemily Bizzoyle April 05, 2008
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Federal Election Commission. A independent agency of the federal government charged with elections' rules and conduct, and registering new political parties to participate in the US political circuit. Unfortunately, the are directly responsible for letting the US political circuit settle into a solely bi-partisan system that blocks most independent party participation in any government level(local, state, and federal).
The FEC is surely getting too lax. Is this why we keep getting clowns like Mrs. Clinton and Trump as the last remaining candidates for POTUS?
by DPSTTMPST October 20, 2016
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A human head that resembles the tip of a penis.
Man, that guy has such a FEC head.
by the beatjackson February 07, 2010
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Pretty much stands for FUCK EVERY CUNT
Used in a lot of different situations such as going full send at something or doing something you Know you shouldn’t be doing
Man just hit that jump you’ll make it easy
Yeah fuck it FEC I’m doing it
by StraightGmatic May 20, 2020
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Prank pulled by our physics teacher in Freshman year of high school.

The metric system unit of measurement.
1 Fec = 31557.8 seconds
1 Fec= 8.76 Hours
1 Fec = 0.365 days
The metric hour is deciFec (dF) = 0.1 Fecs
The metric minute is milliFec (mF) = 0.001 Fecs
The metric second is microFec (µF) = 0.000001 Fecs
The metric Week is DecaFec (DF) = 10F
The metric metric month is hectoFec (hF) 100F

The metric year is KiloFec (KF) = 1000 Fecs or 365.25 days.
The metric Century is MegaFec (MF) = 1000000 Fecs
The Fec systems eliminates the problem of Leap-years and also adopts a base 10 unit of time, like every other measurement. The system will be adopted in 50 years, after all old people who didn’t learn the Fec system in school die.
1) The Earth is 4.5 x 10^6 MF old, or 4.5 Terafecs.
2) My birthday is 2.764 hectoFecs away.
3) Me: What time is it?

My nigga: It’s 1.89 Fecs
by Dr. JAG October 29, 2018
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