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FANNY WANKER 

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know
FANNY WANKER by Joey February 15, 2005

fanny walker 

Someone who fails at everything. Also an idiot. Someone who is not mentally disabled, but still rides the short bus.
"Michael got cut from the tennis team and the baseball team"- Danga
"He is also a complete idiot" -Jake
"I know, he is a fanny walker"- Danga
fanny walker by Sneaky Arab September 27, 2009

fanny wacker 

A term ones younger brother may use to describe you if you are a lesbian.
My sister Holly is such a fanny wacker.
fanny wacker by Superdannnn August 22, 2014

fanny wanger

For someone to be a fanny wanger, is for a person to do something annoying or to do something deliberate that will annoy a group of people.
He just untied my shoes! Ughhhh what a fanny wanger.
fanny wanger by Fanny wangerrrr mfc November 29, 2018

fannywanker 

A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right level of bastardness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.
A referee from Glasgow at an Old Firm Derby Game when "That ref used to go to St Mungos School, haw ref ya fannywanker the ball was out!"
fannywanker by Hays August 14, 2007

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026