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FANNY WANKER 

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know
FANNY WANKER by Joey February 15, 2005

fanny walker 

Someone who fails at everything. Also an idiot. Someone who is not mentally disabled, but still rides the short bus.
"Michael got cut from the tennis team and the baseball team"- Danga
"He is also a complete idiot" -Jake
"I know, he is a fanny walker"- Danga
fanny walker by Sneaky Arab September 27, 2009

fanny wacker 

A term ones younger brother may use to describe you if you are a lesbian.
My sister Holly is such a fanny wacker.
fanny wacker by Superdannnn August 22, 2014

fanny wanger

For someone to be a fanny wanger, is for a person to do something annoying or to do something deliberate that will annoy a group of people.
He just untied my shoes! Ughhhh what a fanny wanger.
fanny wanger by Fanny wangerrrr mfc November 29, 2018

fannywanker 

A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right level of bastardness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.
A referee from Glasgow at an Old Firm Derby Game when "That ref used to go to St Mungos School, haw ref ya fannywanker the ball was out!"
fannywanker by Hays August 14, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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