F.D.A. Approved

First Date Anal.
A Person who has Anal sex on the first date.

That girl is F.D.A. Approved.

by B Helm May 13, 2006

F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual

A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.

Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.

by KokiHiro January 24, 2023

FDA Approved

1. A girl who looks so good you want to fuck her.
2. Approval of Fuckin' Dat Ass.

"Man that chick looks so slick shes FDA Approved!"

by This Dude Over here January 17, 2004

FDA Approved

Commonly mistaken for a compliment (high quality, fuck dat ass, choice meat), FDA Approved ACTUALLY is in reference to a particular type of woman, and the state of mind a man is in to be interested in that woman.

Literally it means "First Date Anal". In layman's terms, the chubby, whorish drunk chick at the bar/party who you know if you just gave her the time of day you could totally stick it in her ass within the hour.

-Check out that slut, she's hitting on every dude here
-That bitch is definitely FDA APPROVED
-Man I'm wasted, I'm gonna proposition her to let me ass ram her in the bathroom
-Rad

by Spacetits May 4, 2006

FDA Approved

It means it wont kill you... maybe?

Soon enough cyanide will be FDA Approved.

by Hitler fan 420 May 11, 2016