by ناكح العاهرات August 27, 2020
Her: “I miss him so much”, “I think he likes me but won’t say it”, “why isn’t he answering my texts”, “men are trash”, “Want to hear about this time with ...” etc.
Friend: Move the f*ck on
Friend: Move the f*ck on
by PorcupineDingdong3000 February 12, 2021
Brown hair, hazelish eyes, glasses, preppy, usually has cool hairstyles, braces. Mom of the friend group, loves to know about drama but hates being involved. Very nice and loyal. Seems innocent but really isn't. Smart, definitely a nerd, but a pretty nerd. Has a little brother. Her voice is kinda mid sounds normal but you can tell who she is. Swimmer and rower. Loves baking but uses the stupidest recipes. Good friend, isn't that dumb logically. Teachers pet. Face is usually up close when shes on camera, she just has her face all up in it. Loves Toby Montalbon's jawline. In love with Toby Montalbon in general.
by imakedefinitions)_1 March 23, 2022
A complete and utter virgin. Does not know how to to talk to girls because he cranks 90/s on Fortnite all day. AKA a whole ass bitch with sexual frustration.
by bmoytz January 25, 2022
A complete and utter assh*le. Somebody who will take what he wants and not give two sh*ts about who gets hurt in the process. He is someone who doesn't care about how others feel and he is someone who should never be around kids. Never let a Charles into your life.
Claire: Hey I met somebody named Charles F. and he gave me his number.
Emily: DELETE IT NOW!
Claire: Why?
Emily: He is awful and you need to ignore him. Trust me.
Claire: Ok.
Emily: DELETE IT NOW!
Claire: Why?
Emily: He is awful and you need to ignore him. Trust me.
Claire: Ok.
by Jemilyn N. February 19, 2020
Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy
(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)
Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?
Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.
Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!
Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.
(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)
Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.
(Amy exits the car.)
Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!
Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!
(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)
Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.
(Fade to white)
Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)
Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?
Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.
Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!
Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.
(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)
Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.
(Amy exits the car.)
Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!
Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!
(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)
Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.
(Fade to white)
Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
A night of frivolity usually unstructured and starting at a bar.
When a group of friends meets at their local watering hole and sees where the night will take them.
When a group of friends meets at their local watering hole and sees where the night will take them.
by F the Beatster June 12, 2011