Created by Australian high school student "Denis F" himself, to initially emphasise his acute level of obnoxiousness and self-importance to teachers whom he believed to be irritating.
The phrase is imitated by many with a mild gorilla like anger and a pompous attitude.
Denis F inadvertently caused himself to become the laughing stock among many school peers. The "amusing" phrase coined by himself, has ultimately lead to his social demise. Not that he was ever actually respected by others in the slightest.
1. Teacher: "Can you please place that rubbish in the bin?"
Denis: "No! I'm Denis F!" (said in a rude and obnoxious manner to imply that he was far too important to undertake such task)
2. Teacher: "Leon, did you do your homework?"
Leon: "No, Miss."
Teacher: "It's due today."
Leon: "I don't do homework. I'm Dennis F!" (said in a tactless imitation of Denis to humour others with Denis' stupidity)
Class: *Laughs hysterically at Denis' expense*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!