1. I was playing hopscotch and all of a sudden a stranger in a pink suit gave me a fomley.
2. When I play Destiny online my annoying little brother gives me a really embarrassing fomley.

Fomley by 400 Queseritos October 5, 2016

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Fossle

To surreptitiously scratch your testicles through trouser pockets. Not to be confused with surreptitious wanking.

"What's up Fred, you lookin' for change?"
" Nah mate, just 'avin a good fossle!"

Fossle by Mark Tarr February 11, 2009

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FOSML

Funny On So Many Levels

That video clip was FOSML!!

FOSML by PA-AL April 29, 2010

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Fosslehoff

To diatribe, monologue, speak ad infinitum about the most mundane aspects of one's own life and experiences

Brian is going to fosslehoff his way through that lesson

Fosslehoff by Seattle Brian January 7, 2009

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Mike Fomle

Someone who is extremely stupid can’t spell or speak. Also very overweight and overa bum

Damn bro I feel like a Mike fomle right now.

Mike Fomle by Diogenes the great March 27, 2024

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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