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A very large and popular message board serivce. It was once very good but thanks to recent updates which restricted or deleted all the good features and a total lack of customer support of any kind this is now without a doubt the worst serive as well.
For once I agree with Djgs68 or whatever it is he is calling himself now days. Ezboard used to gave a great free service. It was so good at that time I happily upgraded to gold just because I liked it enough. However after a series of updates which added crappy features and eliminated the good ones I complained on their "Support forums" and was banned. A PAYING CUSTOMER BANNED from a CUSTOMER SUPPORT FORUM. WTF!?
EZboard by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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A free messageboard system.

While once very good, it is now bogged down by advertising and pop-up ads. You can pay for a gold service, but it's not worth it.

This poor service has earned it the nickname SleazyWhore
Oh it's just a crappy EZboard
EZboard by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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A piece of shit board service that requires you to upgrade your message board in order to use HTML.
EZboard by dj gs68 November 1, 2003
The Windows of the message board world. Make of that what you will.
Man, this EZboard has more ads than Tripod!
EZboard by JiaXue October 31, 2003

evboard.com 

The biggest message board dedicated to Evanescence.
I'm a member of evboard.com.
evboard.com by beau99 June 9, 2004
An online forums for us Evanescence nerds who love them. We're not ashamed!!!
Damn, that Evboard pwns all.
evboard by A Member September 10, 2005

/k/eyboard Commando 

A derogatory name for user of 4chan's /k/, especially one who fantasizes about going to war with law enforcement agents or military personnel. More often than not has little to no formal training in gun fighting, but maintains a sense of confidence they could take on SOF and Federal agents.
"Remember that /k/eyboard commando who tried to shoot up that federal building?"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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