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The biggest faggot you'll ever meet. Eythans enjoy crude humor and tend to have a messed up sense of logic. Has the tendency to spit every two seconds, and would rather sleep the entire day as well as throw food at others for their own enjoyment
Oh no, there's bananas on the cieling. Eythan must have been here
Eythan by MajesticShadows December 4, 2014
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Eythan is the most precious and beautiful person you could ever come across. Once you meet an Eythan they become your whole world. He has a smile that is so contagious and eyes that you could look at for hours. He always speaks the truth and knows right from wrong. He never fails to make you laugh or smile. He’s very loyal and will stick by you no matter the circumstances. He always cares for you. Eythan deserves the world. He deserves all the love that someone could give. He would make any girl the happiest girl on the whole entire world. He is just a beautiful soul.
Person 1: look at that beautiful person walking past.

Person 2: yup. That’s an Eythan.
Eythan by IloveEythan<3EH January 13, 2023
Eythan is the most precious and beautiful boy anyone could ask for. Once you find your Eythan, he becomes your whole world. He has such a beautiful smile that is so contagious and eyes that you could look at for hours. He always puts you first over himself. He always manages to put a smile on your face or make you laugh. He is true and always speaks his mind and knows right from wrong. He is very loyal and will stick by you no matter the circumstance. He is so caring and has such a kind heart. He is overall such a beautiful soul, and if you come across an eythan such as this, don’t let them go.
Person 1: look at that beautiful person walking past..
Person 2: oh yes, that’s Eythan.
Eythan by IloveEythan<3EH January 13, 2023

Wet Ethan 

Wet Willie's creepy uncle. When someone simulates intercourse with their tongue and your ear canal.
I brought this guy home the other night. We started fooling around, but he gave me a Wet Ethan. So i asked him politely, yet firmly to leave.
Wet Ethan by mmmeowmixxx May 3, 2019

Ethan Dolan 

BOIIIII DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PERFECTION THAT IS ETHAN DOLAN
Dark, luscious hair, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, jawline has more structure than your life
Tall AF, fine AF, DADDY AF

Has an obsession with small things, loves to adventure and be in nature
Humor is 10/10, definitely the better twi-
Ethan Dolans are intimidating the one moment and cute lil beans the next (will definitely leave you shook).
Protect them at all costs because they're always there for you.

Was once a famous viner but now a famous youtuber

Loves to make the Dolan stans swerve lanes
Girl 1:"Omg who is that MANS over there?"
Girl 2:"Oh him? That's Ethan Dolan"
Ethan Dolan by Fangirl15678 November 6, 2016

ethan dolan 

Girl #1: damn look at that guy. With his big biceps, 6 pac and fine ass booty

Girl #2: that's Ethan Dolan. AKA my future husband
ethan dolan by I hate pineapples February 28, 2016