what toilet paper is for.
After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.
by flyingdog May 17, 2008
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Bill: "Dude I've got the worst swamp ass of all time!"
Harry: "Dude I get Human Extrament everytime I eat Thai food."
Bill: "Word."
Harry: "Dude I get Human Extrament everytime I eat Thai food."
Bill: "Word."
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by senorguitarra May 17, 2012
Get the excrementos mug.A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
by chork December 3, 2005
Get the pickled excrement mug.Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.
by Mouse October 1, 2004
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Get the Excrementally mug.a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.
b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…
c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant…
c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.
Me: I’d better not…
You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…
Me: Fine…
Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!
You: Were you also with diarrhea?
Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…
You: O’rly?
b)
Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?
c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?
Me: How could I ever forget…?
You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?
Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.
Me: I’d better not…
You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…
Me: Fine…
Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!
You: Were you also with diarrhea?
Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…
You: O’rly?
b)
Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?
c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?
Me: How could I ever forget…?
You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?
Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
by Evolingualways July 28, 2009
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