Exhausted Kitten Complex 

Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.

"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."

Exhausted Kitten Complex by DrunkMonkey January 10, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004