A common stance taken at the men’s room urinal or toilet. The executive is hallmarked by an unusually wide stance (but not as wide as a Larry Craig), a slight lean forward towards the back wall supported by one arm/hand extended above the head and against the wall and one arm/hand holding and aiming the schlong as urine is released.
The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.
The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.
I quickly assumed the executive stance to cut loose with the beer I just drank.
The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.
The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Get the Executive Stancemug.