Ewiressed 

when an eli is crying, or shedding tears, and you ask “ewi are you ok?”

“I saw ewi crying and i asked if he was okay”

“omg you just ewiressed!”

Ewiressed by femboytycoon4 September 20, 2025

ePressed

ePressed is when someone is depressed or mad on discord

Friend 1: my friend was being all mad on discord
Friend 2: damn, he’s ePressed

ePressed by 20-20 vison February 9, 2023

Expressed powers 

Powers are stated in the constitution

Expressed powers, for example, the power to regulate both foreign and interstate commerce.

Expressed powers by WaIdo WaIdo January 8, 2019

Pineapple Expressed 

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

Pineapple Expressed by whosischrist May 21, 2018

Epressed

To have lack of, slow or intermitent internet connection.

This word sums up the emotional state of a person when they have to endure early 90's internet speeds, unreliability and scarcity.

E-pression is a state most common in; deep rural areas, teens in questionable internet cafes, and most adults working in tiny offices where the IT dept consists of a guy called Jeff and a trusty broom used to switch servers on and off.

Jeff: Sorry Tom the servers are down, it's gonna take an hour or so to re-boot.

Tom: Dude, I've got a presentation that needs to be emailed through now.

Jeff: Sorry dude, nothing I can do.

Tom: Can't believe I'm being epressed again, I hate this office!!!

Epressed by simplez September 10, 2009

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