even if
A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.
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Even if
AND! AND...
Hym "EVEN IF... You needed me to think of a way to do it... An infection has been eating away at my brain for like 2 years now... So... I can barely remember whether or not I have to work tonight... Not that remembering schedules was my strong suite before not but, yeah, my cognition is down like 45%. I what saying it before. Unless I recover, you aren't getting anything profound out of this guy any time soon. I mean, I'm still better than the imposters though! Just beat one in Tekken the other day. Still the ultimate man."
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even if • even if there's a fire • even if you have, even if you need • Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you. • And even if God can't... • not even if there's a fire • national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day • “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!” • this is me if you even care • Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.
even if there's a fire
even if there's a fire by catchfrase April 6, 2009
Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.
To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.
Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you. by Nile H August 15, 2024
even if you have, even if you need
Even if you have, even if you need
I don't mean to stare, we don't have to breed
We could plant a house, we could build a tree
I don't even care, we could have all three
I don't mean to stare, we don't have to breed
We could plant a house, we could build a tree
I don't even care, we could have all three
even if you have, even if you need by nirvana guy February 14, 2026
not even if there's a fire
not even if there's a fire by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022
And even if God can't...
And even if God can't... by Hym Iam July 7, 2025
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