Evanelly can be the loudest yet the nicest person you’ll ever meet. You can trust her with anything she’ll kept it a secret(she’ll probably forget) she’s also one of the funniest person you’ll ever meet
A nominal “Christian” who has abandoned the Gospel of Christ and the central tenants of the faith to be culturally relevant, having the spiritual conviction and fortitude of a jellyfish. (See also exvangelical)
A nominal “Christian” or leader within evangelical circles who prioritizes cultural relevance and popularity over biblical truth and theological conviction. Often marked by a lack of spiritual backbone, evanjellyfish conform to societal trends, avoid confrontation, and dilute the Gospel to remain palatable. Their faith is as flexible and ungrounded as the jellyfish, bending to the waves of modern ideology. (See also: seeker-sensitive, post-evangelical)
“After hearing the pastor dodge every tough question about sin and salvation during the interview, it was hard not to think of him as just another evanjellyfish, more concerned with his public image than proclaiming the truth.”
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.