Evandarious is a great person who plays the guitar, is incredibly smart, and has a nice personality. They always stick they're necks out for friends and are incredibly funny. They are married to a robot who has a kind heart and has affairs with the robot's wife. Evandarious can quote every line of Spaceballs and can sing every unknown song ever created. They constantly play on the switch and are amazing at super Mario maker. Usually on a boat that he's driving. Evandarious has seen all comedy shows and can quote those too. They can cook/bake amazing food. They randomly own land in other countries and have amazing faces that can make you die laughing. 😜🧐😏

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