Eunmission

A specific objective, responsibility or task undertaken with the intention of making Eun happy. Eunmissions can range from simple activities, such as buying her favourite snack, to more elaborate plans, such as organising a surprise date or finding the perfect birthday present. The mission is considered successful when Eun is genuinely happy and feels appreciated.

"Today's Eunmission is to find the perfect dessert for my girlfriend."

"I have a very important Eunmission: make her smile at least 100 times today."

"Operation surprise flowers is officially underway. The Eunmission must succeed."

Eunmission by LeNing November 10, 2026

pop n fresh emissions test

Practical joke of choice for pranksters who are frequently spied upon. The prankster creates an elaborate distraction for the voyeur, while he has an accomplice (usually a butler) sneak behind the victim's car and lodge canned cookie dough into the tailpipe.

This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.

shit dawg lets see how he likes a pop n fresh emissions test all up in his new ride!!!

pop n fresh emissions test by [zz] February 7, 2009

nocturnal emission 

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.

Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...

nocturnal emission by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

napturnal emission 

when you have a wet dream in the middle of the day while napping.

I woke up this afternoon after a short nap and realized that I had to change my pants due to a napturnal emission.

napturnal emission by NakJPaulG May 20, 2009

recturnal emissions 

A nocturnal bowel movement induced by dreaming about having a bowel movement.

Recturnal emissions: it's pretty much self-explanatory.

recturnal emissions by kenniker March 24, 2010

Nocturnal Emission 

The scientific term for a wet dream, ie: cumming in your sleep.

After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.

Nocturnal Emission by La Nerdette October 30, 2010

emissions testing 

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.

"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"

emissions testing by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018