Etymolest

The act of getting the origin of a word, tradition, proverb, etc. wrong. It literally means to "molest" the "etym" (or origin) of something.

He told me french fries originated in France. The bugger etymolested them fries.

by SirKravik January 7, 2022

emolestation

short for emotional molestation. This is when a girl uses you to meet her emotional needs when she has a boyfriend that she has not told you about.

I cut that girl off, why? Emolestation

by Von Bradley July 31, 2005