Ethan Van a person who always looks forward to spending time with friends but only on Fridays.
you: did you have a good weekend?
Ethan Van: na but I saw piper on Friday!🍆💦
by systemking July 28, 2017
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He is one of thε few real men left in thε world αnd is very loyal to his partner. He is one of thε most intelligent boys yσu will find in today day αnd age. He is α keeper. He's very kind αnd warm hearted αnd has α good sense of humor. He is α best friend αnd α lover who will never bring out thε dull side in yσu
Ethan van Jaarsveld
by nicole55 November 15, 2011
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ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.
by knobbysexual January 25, 2022
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