Definitions by knobbysexual

ethan van eyk 

ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.

me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.

ethan van eyk by knobbysexual January 25, 2022

edward gregory 

edward gregory is a lovely man who is sweet, kind, funny, sarcastic, a little bit silly, and can't spell to save his life but that's what makes him him.

me: edward gregory is so sweet.
person: ikr!

edward gregory by knobbysexual January 24, 2022