Ethan Azzopardi 

Although he seems very bright and happy, Ethan Azzopardi deals with a lot of things on the inside. He might seem like someone who brushes everything off, but he takes everything to heart, so be careful with what you say to him. He has very strong feelings for everyone close to him, but once his feelings are lost, they are very hard to return. He is a great friend to help you with your problems, but no one ever checks in on him. Once Ethan does, you have gained his trust and you better keep it. He will do everything he can to fight for you, but once he sees you don't want to be in his life, he'll stop and cut all ties to you. Ethan has a kind heart, if you lose him as a friend, you've pretty much gained him as an enemy. If you haven't talked in a while, text him for goodness' sake. Ask for help, he'll be there for you. If you show him any form of care you'll have him in a heartbeat forever. Be careful though, Ethan can easily build up an obsession with people that could end up leaving him hurt. If you have him as a best friend and cut him off or stop talking to him, it leaves him feeling like a failure. His rebuilding process takes months to let him reflect on what he's done and how to make himself better and keep his new friends. If you've met an Ethan Azzopardi and you know you're on his bad side, apologise to him. You will in turn become best friends and Ethan will cherish you in his heart. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.

Person 1: Ethan Azzopardi seems like such a great friend to have
Person 2: I wish I was his friend
Person 1: What are you doing? Go talk to him!

Ethan Azzopardi by Weary_Traveler January 23, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012