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Oriental Estefaning 

the act of self-gratification using chop-sticks.

see also estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
1) Lucy Liu is best known for her Oriental Estefaning skills.

2) Lucy Liu only scored the Charlies Angels roles because she was oriental estefaning in front of the director. While he was eating lunch.

Estefaning 

The act ot self-gratification using tooth-picks

see also doing the Gloria
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
Mum caught Dad watching me Estefaning
Estefaning by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

estebanize 

to completely fuck something up. to just utterly ruin something to the point of no return. to make something a meme, and never let it return to the way it was originally. Usually has to do with accidental typos or whatever else is deemed meme-able.
Barbara: *accidentally spells lemon like lehmon
Esteban: LOL "lehmon".

Barbara: oh no! I've been estebanized!
Esteban: lehmon.
estebanize by baetasha May 1, 2015

estebanned 

GET ESTEBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
estebanned by Noblesixx421 May 13, 2018

Estebanian Slander 

Noun: "Estebanian slander" /ˌɛs.təˈbeɪ.ni.ən ˈslændər/ - False yet amusing statements or accusations aimed at Esteban Cantera, intended to boost his street cred.
Esteban: Quit the Estebanian Slander!
Xander: no.
Estebanian Slander by xandev April 19, 2024

Estebanian Slander 

Noun: "Estebanian slander" /ˌɛs.təˈbeɪ.ni.ən ˈslændər/ - False yet amusing statements or accusations aimed at Esteban, intended to boost his street cred.
Esteban: Quit the Estebanian Slander! It hurts my feelings *hits vape* please stop!

Xander: no.
Estebanian Slander by xandev April 19, 2024