A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.
Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.
by Dunky Oggins November 22, 2003
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a "common" (or very common) girl, not very bright, both overdressed (in cheap jewellery and tacky fashion) and underdressed (displaying her assets), always materialistic (loves shopping), likes drinking heavily (alcopops will do), and fucks indiscriminately and like a bunny, preferably with guys with a bit of money and claahhhss, but after a few drinks ... well, has to ask her best mate "Who WAS that guy I was with last night, 'Chelle?"
Fred: I heard you scored last night.
Rob: Yeah, just an Essex girl though. What about you?
Fred: Just went home.
Rob: Oh yeah, I forgot Trish is an Essex girl too!
by kofi May 12, 2003
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blonde, dumb, easy, sleeps around, drunk every night, is known for being a slut, stupid, cheap, hair tight to head etc
man dat sket ova der,,,u can tell she a propa essex gal!
by Buff Stuff September 20, 2003
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some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex
essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."
by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003
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(Adj); A girl from south east england who loves argos jewellery and thicker than pig shit.

(Adj); A girl who's first thing to do in the morning is to walk home.
I'm in the mood for a free shag, maybe i should get an essex girl.
by timmy o'toole August 1, 2003
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1. A girl who comes from Essex. Not that hard to work out.
2. Another name for a rudegirl or chavette. Orange face. Gold hoops. Burberry bag. Tracksuit. Men's hoodie. You get the idea.
1. Hello, I'm from Essex which is in South East England.
2. alWITE luv, im from esex init darlin!! o fuk dat bitch jus luked at me, ima fukin nok er out yeh!
by Sarah October 29, 2004
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cheap, easy, loud and dumb
dat boy thort i'd be sum essex chick, do what he sed n suck his dick
by g September 17, 2003
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