eskomillan
eskomillan by cnel March 19, 2007
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Eskortin
Person 1: What does ligma mean?
Person 2: its a fake disease
Person 3: NO YOU IDIOT ITS LIGMA BALLS YOU ESKORTIN
Person 2: its a fake disease
Person 3: NO YOU IDIOT ITS LIGMA BALLS YOU ESKORTIN
Eskortin by HaxBroLmao123 November 20, 2018
ekow
Ghanaian - Born on a Thursday
The lion of Ghana
natures purest emblem
long and lean
with dark satin skin
short wavy hair
with deep brown eyes
and strong thick lips
He brightens the savanna
and the people around him.
The lion of Ghana
natures purest emblem
long and lean
with dark satin skin
short wavy hair
with deep brown eyes
and strong thick lips
He brightens the savanna
and the people around him.
ekow by hellobello February 6, 2010
Eskom
Verb: To normalise one's failures so that others accept them without question.
A verbification of the name of the state owned electricity utility company that supplies all of South Africa with electricity but has failed to accommodate for growing infrastructure to the point that daily scheduled outages have been accepted as a normal part of life since January 2008.
A verbification of the name of the state owned electricity utility company that supplies all of South Africa with electricity but has failed to accommodate for growing infrastructure to the point that daily scheduled outages have been accepted as a normal part of life since January 2008.
Sarah: "You have to wait 3 weeks for a response from them? Why so long?"
Busiswe: "It's not that long. You just need to be patient."
Sarah: "No. That's a long time. Don't let them Eskom their service delivery."
Busiswe: "It's not that long. You just need to be patient."
Sarah: "No. That's a long time. Don't let them Eskom their service delivery."
Eskom by sketchybadger September 5, 2020
Eskiwhoa
An incredibly smokin hot (almost unbelievably gorgeous) female member of the indigenous tribe of people who inhabit northern Canada, Alaska, Greenland, etc. who live by traditional methods of hunting and fishing, but occasionally make an appearance in modern civilization and when they do their mythological beauty creates an unforgettable memory in all the men who meet her that they immediately feel compelled to tell anyone they meet and their children's children stories of her unbelievable and unforgettable beauty.
Jimmy: "Tommy, take a look at that girl standing over there at the bar...I think she's an Eskimo, what's she doing in Denver?"
Tommy: "Jimmy, that's no Eskimo...that's an Eskiwhoa! Look at her...she's unbelievable! Should we go and talk to her?!?"
Jimmy: "No...I don't think she's real! Look at her...she's too perfect! She must be a mirage. Eskimos don't come this far South"
Tommy: "I'm going over to talk to her"
Jimmy: "Good luck buddy!"
Jimmy: "Dude, what happened? Did you just head butt her?"
Tommy: "Yeah, I went in to kiss her to see if she's real, but I missed and smacked her head instead!"
Jimmy: "Whoa!"
Tommy: "No, Eskiwhoa!"
Tommy: "Jimmy, that's no Eskimo...that's an Eskiwhoa! Look at her...she's unbelievable! Should we go and talk to her?!?"
Jimmy: "No...I don't think she's real! Look at her...she's too perfect! She must be a mirage. Eskimos don't come this far South"
Tommy: "I'm going over to talk to her"
Jimmy: "Good luck buddy!"
Jimmy: "Dude, what happened? Did you just head butt her?"
Tommy: "Yeah, I went in to kiss her to see if she's real, but I missed and smacked her head instead!"
Jimmy: "Whoa!"
Tommy: "No, Eskiwhoa!"
Eskiwhoa by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021