Believed to be a human that resides in smithtown that goes by the name of Eric A. Rumor has it that he is an area 51 escape and is said to be an alien by many students. His face can be deranged and deformed in all sorts of ways by either extending his jaw out by 6-7 inches or by smushing his face together untill his eyes nose and mouth are literally one centimeter apart. He has outbreaks where it is said to be impossible to communicate with him, he makes weird,deranged, scary, quick movements or jolts and makes disgustingly,hideous,hard to look at, sick to ur fucking stomach faces. Doctor have Eric on a 24 hour clock and studies are continuing. Deep down there is a sweet innocent little boy who is actually very very funny,your average smart kid, and likes to watch sports, and beat his ham dick to pornography. It has been noticed by doctors Sean D, Anthony C, and Brian M, that everytime his outbreak has come to an end he will touch his nose signaling his outbreak has finished. Studies will continue, our prayers are with his family..
by b whizzle March 02, 2009
Eric is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will be very tall and sexy. He is going to be shy at first but as soon as he opens up to you you will wish you met him before. Eric is the cutest person in the world and you won't regret meeting him. I promise you that if you ever meet an Eric you will fall in love with him. He will treat you like you're his Queen and he will be faithful only to you. He will make sure that you know how much he loves you everyday and he will be the sweetest guy ever. Not to mention that he is incredibly good looking and funny. All the other guys will be jealous because they are not Eric. If you ever get the chance to date an Eric than take it. Personally, I have an Eric and I wouldn't trade him for the world! Eric's are the type of guys that you will want to spend every second of your life with and marry. They are genuine people and they always know what to say to you. They will be very protective and jealous. They will want everyone to know that you're theirs. And if you're smart enough, you will let everyone know that he is yours.
by pandalover420555 November 05, 2014
Eric
by Demarr November 21, 2016
by Trash_Can_ November 06, 2018
person who is on a quest to get chicken wings but always runs into obstacles that prevent him from obtaining this desire.
I ordered chicken wings at the bar and Eric ordered right after me and the bartender told him the kitchen was closed.
by restless rotini August 28, 2020
Eric somone whos got a stuborn but friendly personality he can be the biggest a**hole but if you get to know him he can be the sweetest guy you could ever hope to meet in this world with a genuine personality he has a smile that will make you smile back at times he can get annoying but at the end of the day hes still one of your closest pals even if your having a awful day he finds the perfect way to cheer you up once again
by s@r@h(22 February 10, 2012