Erecte E 

When you write the middle part of the E longer then the other two parts.

Ee•rek•tee

That looks like an erecte E

Erecte E by HangmanBranlica October 16, 2021

E.N.A (erect nipple alert) 

The look of having your nipples stand out, "erect"

Usually someone with ENA does not have a bra on

Lucy:Janet, that girl has a major case of E.N.A (erect nipple alert)
Janet:OMG, Luc, she totally does! That ho must have forgotten her bra!
Lucy: What else do you expect from the school slut?

E.N.A (erect nipple alert) by Giuseppee! Or Gipsie August 17, 2009

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections 

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny

Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021

Erect Estelle

A lady who gets aroused by younger men in An outdoor setting her nipples will become firm and this is known as an erect Estelle

Person 1-the sun is shining out today I’m so warm person 2- yeah it’s so warm outside I’m gonna have an erect Estelle

Erect Estelle by Allison 123 February 11, 2021

Erect Ethan

When someone has an erect penis but the smell of their taint is too prominent and it doesn’t help that their penis is small, allowing it to air out.

When my classmate walked in to the classroom, his Erect Ethan made the whole room smell like pitbull anus

Erect Ethan by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Hard Erect Dong 

A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.

Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral

Hard Erect Dong by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Erect Then Shag

Slander name for Erik Ten Hag, manager of Manchester United.

He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.

Ten Hag: Harry Maguire is still a part of our project.

Man Utd fan: Erect Then Shag is on fraudwatch

Erect Then Shag by Bandz The Lord July 30, 2023