equal opportunist

1. Equal opportunist is when one believes that everyone (regardless of race, class, gender, religion, sexual orientation, etc) should have equal opportunities.

2. regarding sexual orientation; you're willing to play for anyteam.

1. i hate EVERYONE, i'm an equal opportunist

2. are you straight?
i'm an equal opportunist.

by single&broke September 2, 2012

Equal Opportunist

Being open to either sex, giving then both an equal opportunity for you.

Oh, Suzannah? She's no lesbian, she's an equal opportunist

by Manielle October 6, 2008

Equal Opportunity Offender

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.

"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

by SWEDL January 19, 2008

equal opportunity lover

An equal opportunity lover is a person that will date someone no matter their race. Other people may never date outside of their race or only date one particular race. An equal opportunity lover sees no color and has love for them all. <3

Sam only dates latina girls, but Robby loves women of all colors. Robby is an equal opportunity lover for sure. Sam's probably a racist. :/

by jkilla October 21, 2013

equal opportunity cock

This describes a man who does not care if a woman is short or tall, thick or thin, black, brown, red, yellow, or white skinned, if she has kids or not, or if they are 10 years older or younger. Or 20 years, within the boundary of the law.

A woman only needs to be attractive for an 'equal opportunity cock' to be interested in having sex with said woman, and of course, attractiveness is relative...

The song 'Every Girl' by Lil Wayne describes the mindset of an equal opportunity cock.

(Spotting a hottie) Bob: I'd hit that.

John: I'd hit lots of women. I have an equal opportunity cock.

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White guy 1: I'm not attracted to black women.

White guy 2: Whatever. I have an equal opportunity cock.

by t_doffing July 18, 2009

equal opportunity asshole

Someone who is an asshole to everyone regardless of age, gender, religion, political views or sexual orientation.

"I think Mark hates me because I'm Mexican."
"Nah, he's like that to everyone. He's an equal opportunity asshole."

by radiumbreath January 18, 2010

equal-opportunity racist

someone who is racist about every race,sometimes including their own.regardless of the situation

equal-opportunity racist- i hate all niggers,chinks,wetbacks,frenchies,oreos,crackers

i hate you,i hate you, i don't even know you, and i hate ya guts!

by sooooooooul train June 22, 2009