2 definitions by radiumbreath

1. An imaginary disease resulting from looking at something exceptionally ugly.

2. Actual cancer that originates in the eye.
Dude, that Geocities site totally gave me eye cancer.
by radiumbreath August 13, 2009
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Someone who is an asshole to everyone regardless of age, gender, religion, political views or sexual orientation.
"I think Mark hates me because I'm Mexican."
"Nah, he's like that to everyone. He's an equal opportunity asshole."
by radiumbreath January 18, 2010
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