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Epijesticgroovtaculawesome 

Definition of Epijesticgroovtaculawesome: When something is so epic, majestic, groovy, spectacular, and awesome, there is no single word to describe it, Now there is!

How to pronounce: Epi-jestic-groov-tacul-awesome
Examples:

This party is so epijesticgroovtaculawsome, its unbelievable!

Your car is so epijesticgroovtaculawsome!
This food is epijesticgroovtaculawsome!

Definition of Epijesticgroovtaculawesome: When something is so epic, majestic, groovy, spectacular, and awesome, there is no single word to describe it, Now there is!

Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"

Epileptic Cowboy 

A sexual act which involves seven females and one male. The male performs a "shooting cowboy" maneuver whilst moving his face in such a way that replicates an epileptic fit. All this is done whilst simultaneously fingering, orally pleasuring, footing, fucking and rimming the women.
Tom: Dude how was the party last night?
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
Epileptic Cowboy by Pecker112 November 16, 2012
A person with a high sense of self-esteem and self-importance because they are simply the best.

Comes from the english word ego + realistic

Ego meaning the part of your conscious that knows how awesome you are
Realistic meaning actually existing
I'm allowed to talk about how good I look all the time, I am just being egolistic.
Egolistic by dark matter October 18, 2012

epitastic 

As being beyond fantastic.
The highest form of coolness.
Created from the words epic and fantastic.
The Dark Knight was an epitastic movie that has no equal.
epitastic by William Wimmer August 16, 2008

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier 

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.
i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!