Ephoph

1. TO FUCK THE ACTUAL FUCK OFF.
8. To Fuck the actual Fuck off.

Bruh, Ephoph

by Cpt Flags June 11, 2022

Epoophany

The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.

Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!

Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.

by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011

ephphetha

to be open; not judgemental...extend your comfort zone in order to attain the maximum perspective.

Be ephphetha, it's bad enough that you already wrote him off as a waste.

by Drew Leahy March 29, 2004

epoophany

The act of having a sudden intuitive leap of understanding all while dropping a deuce.

Joe: Dude what took you so long?
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah

by GinerShiner April 22, 2014

Eph Oph

an easier way to type fuck off. Background: I saw it on someones license plate

Eph Oph Aleicia and Rachel, Eph Oph!

by Courtney April 25, 2004

Epoophany

The sudden and imparitive urge to take a massive shit.

Jenny: "MOTHER FUCKING DAMN SHIT! I'm in the midst of an epoophany."
Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*

by realniggaJJB October 22, 2013

epoophany

A sudden realization or "moment of clarity" you have while sitting on the toilet.

(Coming out of the bathroom) "OMG! I just had an epoophany!"

by diabolicalpanther October 24, 2008